Requirements
System Requirements
Minimum specs to run our fictional software. We recommend ignoring these.
CPU
Quantum processor or 1 (one) hamster wheel
RAM
16 GB or 1 GB + 15 GB of hope
GPU
RTX 9090 Ti / "Integrated is fine"
Storage
0 bytes (product does not exist)
OS
Windows 95 – Windows 2095, Linux, macOS, toaster OS
Internet
Optional. We recommend dial-up for authenticity.
Skill
None required. None provided.